In order to combat the savage effects of bean crop failure, the residents of the field were encouraged to venerate the orange-coloured vest of St. St. Sebastian of Slimfast.
The orange-coloured vest of St. St. Sebastian of Slimfast had been rescued from the laundry pile by Cardinal Archbishop Indifference Thumbscrew after a night out with the girls.
Half of the bean crop failed and the residents of the field venerated the vest with renewed vigour.
There’s nothing like a good bit of solid evidence.
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