I walk into a bar and juggle spectacularly.
It is the most amazing display
of juggling ever witnessed.
The barman is understandably impressed.
‘That is the most amazing feat
with tangerines which I have ever witnessed,’ he says
(by now you will have guessed that I juggle with tangerines).
‘A tangerine feat, you could say,’ says a patron
just before he falls off his bar stool.
‘Practice senseless kindness,’ he sibilantly stutters,
while hanging on to his bar stool,
‘and random acts of drunkenness.’