Monday 25 July 2011

Que Seura Seura...


Whatever will be, will be.
Whatever is, is.
Whatever was, was.
Whatever would have been, would have been.
Whatever is not, is not.
Whatever can’t be arsed, can’t be arsed.
Whatever is not curtains, is not curtains.
Whatever breaks easily, breaks easily.
Whatever Nautilus Beanfeast! Nautilus Beanfeast!
Whatever is written in ink, blood and stone, is written in ink, blood 
     and stone.
Whatever contains nuts, contains nuts.
Whatever is a bicycle, is a bicycle.
Whatever the weather, the weather.
Whatever drives into a brick wall at 80 mph, drives into a wall at 80 
     mph.
Whatever should have been, should have been.
Whatever disappears forever, disappears forever.
Whatever happens in Amsterdam, happens in Amsterdam.
Whatever rains from plastic clouds, rains from plastic clouds.
Whatever is attacked by an irate pencil case, is attacked by an irate 
     pencil case.
Whatever decides on deicide, decides on deicide.
Whatever patently steals St Elmo’s fire, patently steals St Elmo’s fire.
Whatever swallows thallium accidentally, swallows thallium 
     accidentally.
Whatever makes the universe a dangerous armchair, makes the 
     universe dangerous armchair.
Whatever unblocks the drains with underwater chickens, unblocks the 
     drains with underwater chickens.
Whatever kills 99% of all known germs dead, kills 99% of all known 
     germs dead.
Whatever covers the Royal Family with decoupage, covers the Royal 
     Family with decoupage.
Whatever gets beyond a joke, gets beyond a joke.
Whatever is tired and stale and wasn’t even funny in the first place, is 
     tired and stale and wasn’t even funny in the first place.
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Whatever… so what? 

2 comments:

  1. You know what I think about this ... Seriously it's very funny or funnily, it's very serious ... whatever

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