fergusthepoet: Que Seura Seura...

Monday, 25 July 2011

Whatever will be, will be.

Whatever is, is.

Whatever was, was.

Whatever would have been, would have been.

Whatever is not, is not.

Whatever can’t be arsed, can’t be arsed.

Whatever is not curtains, is not curtains.

Whatever breaks easily, breaks easily.

Whatever Nautilus Beanfeast! Nautilus Beanfeast!

Whatever is written in ink, blood and stone, is written in ink, blood

and stone.

Whatever contains nuts, contains nuts.

Whatever is a bicycle, is a bicycle.

Whatever the weather, the weather.

Whatever drives into a brick wall at 80 mph, drives into a wall at 80

mph.

Whatever should have been, should have been.

Whatever disappears forever, disappears forever.

Whatever happens in Amsterdam, happens in Amsterdam.

Whatever rains from plastic clouds, rains from plastic clouds.

Whatever is attacked by an irate pencil case, is attacked by an irate

pencil case.

Whatever decides on deicide, decides on deicide.

Whatever patently steals St Elmo’s fire, patently steals St Elmo’s fire.

Whatever swallows thallium accidentally, swallows thallium

accidentally.

Whatever makes the universe a dangerous armchair, makes the

universe a dangerous armchair.

Whatever unblocks the drains with underwater chickens, unblocks the

drains with underwater chickens.

Whatever kills 99% of all known germs dead, kills 99% of all known

germs dead.

Whatever covers the Royal Family with decoupage, covers the Royal

Family with decoupage.

Whatever gets beyond a joke, gets beyond a joke.

Whatever is tired and stale and wasn’t even funny in the first place, is

tired and stale and wasn’t even funny in the first place.

Whatever whatever, whatever…

Whatever…

Whatever… so what?

willh26 July 2011 at 11:41
You know what I think about this ... Seriously it's very funny or funnily, it's very serious ... whatever
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Fergus28 July 2011 at 17:41
Yeah - whatever...
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