“Now just one thought –
are there marble pigs, and can they fly?”
O! Marple big! So oink! So round!
So fifty-feet above the ground!
As delicate as concrete socks!
O! Marple big! So maked of rocks!
Oink! Oink! Oink!
O! Marple big! You am so fat!
Unlike the odd-shaped marble cat!
Which isn’t feline anyhow,
Because it am a marble cow!
Moo! Moo! Moo!
O! Marple big! So flying high!
So up above in porcine sky!
To walk beneath you is bad luck!
A flying marple big? Quick! Duck!
Quack! Quack! Quack!