Saturday, 14 January 2012


In order to comply, the Church of England Sinodd have today voted to allow the following to be ordained as priests:

1 People who are only “unwittingly” racist.

2 Beards.

3 Magic People.

4 Badgers.

5 Fun Percussion Instruments, like the Tambourine.

6 Blue Whales.

7 The concept of architecture.

8 Morrissey.

9 The population of Wales.

10 Muslims.

11 People who went to a comprehensive.

12 Left-handed sailors.

13 Knives.

14 Guns.

15 Balloons.

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