Clothe Me!

Clothe me in my clothes, for nothing else will do,

   Don’t dress me up in fountain pens,

Or cover me in glue;

   Don’t make me wear a bowl of soup,

Or paint me Navy blue.

Just clothe me in my clothes, for nothing else will do.

Crown me with a crown, for nothing else suffices,

   Don’t coronate with marmalade,

Or nuclear devices;

   Above my head, don’t leave a cow;

Or Middle Eastern spices.

Just crown me with a crown, as nothing else suffices.

Shower me with showers, or else it ain’t sufficient,

   Don’t shower me with hoover bags,

Or theta's co-efficient;

   Don’t spray me with chrysanthemums,

Or peasants not proficient,

Just shower me with showers, or else it ain’t sufficient.

Stop me with a stop sign, to end this silly verse,

   Don’t stop me with banana skins,

Or Shakespeare’s witches’ curse;

  Don’t try and halt with four-wheel drives,

Or Mrs Mumble’s nurse,

Just stop me with a stop sign, and end this silly verse.