Sunday, 1 January 2012

Careful, You Clumsy!

O! Accident! You rear your stupid face,
When glass is smashed upon my kitchen floor,
From clumsy, clutzy, butterfinger-whoops,
And things are nasty sharp which weren’t before.

O! Accident! As welcome as a wart,
When bang my head without a builder’s hat,
From unobservant, absent-minded fool,
And head is bumpy where it once was flat.

O! Accident! You accidental der*,
When hammer on a nail attached to hand,
From useless when it comes to DIY,
And things go all to pot ‘though caref’lly planned.

*as in “Der, ficko, irriot!”

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