Wednesday, 14 December 2011

You Will Enjoy Christmas

No Christmas would be complete without an Old Man in a Hat telling us what Christmas is all about.
            With that in mind, courtesy of Nincompoop the Ninth, Pope of the Breakaway Non-conformist Uncatholic Church of Hell’s Bells, here is this year’s

                        List of Things Which You Must Enjoy at Christmas

1 Cliff Richard’s orthodontic treatment,

Say cheese!

2 Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special from 1975.

‘Arf, ‘arf, ‘arf! I can’t stop laughing!

3 Getting up at 3.37 a.m. with the children.

Fantastic and smash! The longer the day, the more the hooray!

4 The Contents of the Argos Catalogue

All wrapped up, shiny and yippee!

5 Slade

So here it is, dreadful music… splendy and fab!

6 Too much

Season’s Gruntings one and all,
Gosh bless us every fool!

[Failure to comply with Christmas will be met with excommunication from the Church of the Latterday ITV Executives.]

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