No Christmas would be complete without an Old Man in a Hat telling us what Christmas is all about.
With that in mind, courtesy of Nincompoop the Ninth, Pope of the Breakaway Non-conformist Uncatholic Church of Hell’s Bells, here is this year’s
List of Things Which You Must Enjoy at Christmas
1 Cliff Richard’s orthodontic treatment,
2 Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special from 1975.
‘Arf, ‘arf, ‘arf! I can’t stop laughing!
3 Getting up at 3.37 a.m. with the children.
Fantastic and smash! The longer the day, the more the hooray!
4 The Contents of the Argos Catalogue
All wrapped up, shiny and yippee!
So here it is, dreadful music… splendy and fab!
6 Too much
Season’s Gruntings one and all,
Gosh bless us every fool!
[Failure to comply with Christmas will be met with excommunication from the Church of the Latterday ITV Executives.]