Monday, 26 December 2011

Food for Thought

This is an extract from a great book which I received at Christmas called: “How Our Mother Earth is Dying and What We Can Do to Save Her”

Dr Marmalade Shop, Professor of Pretendology at the University of You Couldn’t Make This Shit Up But People Do All The Time, has explained the problem thus: “As the world faces an ever increasing population and the need for food increases, we must look for places where we can grow food. If each person could grow just a few crops within their lower intestine, then the world food shortage problem would be solved. There is no natural rainfall within the human body, hence the need for colonic irrigation.”

Remember: everything is your fault.

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