Thursday, 15 December 2011

The Daze of the Weak

Monday’s child is born on a Monday.
Tuesday’s child is confused.
Wednesday’s child cannot spell or pronounce “obloquy”.
Thursday’s child is a pigeon fancier.
Friday’s child swims with the dolphins (maaaaaaan).
Saturday’s child is lactose intolerant.
But the child that is born on the Sabbath Day
Bites the heads off chickens when no-one is looking.

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