For Chintzmass this year, please, please me could I have and to hold onto your hats off to those responsible, the following things are not as they seem:
2 Not the same as the first (what am you think I be?).
3 The one after 909 (La-la-la! with harmonies from Paul Acartey).
4 Scone (whizz! zoom! bash! Ooh - poor joke).
5 That (no – that!).
6 This (yes – exactly; sigh of relief).
7 Some stuff (not too much stuff, just the right amount of stuff).
9 More than the last.
10 It’s all over now.
Thank you in advance for your consideration of these list of present and correct the spellings three times a lady Ga-Ga, all we need is radiohead to the hills are alive with the sound of.
HRH Lord Sir Kenneth Chinook of Helicopter
Ps 1 and 8 am teaspoons (property of JM, all shiny and old)