Disco-dancing Parrot sang “Pretty Vacant” at his master’s funeral in the Church of St Godfrey of Shamma-Lama-Ding-Dong.
…but before that…
Disco-dancing Parrot found a secret cache of small, hand-held weapons in his master’s cellar.
…but that’s not all, for…
Disco-dancing Parrot learnt how to strip down and reassemble a Walther PPK in forty-five seconds.
…and once he’d mastered that…
Disco-dancing Parrot used the portrait of his master as target practice.
…which planted a seed whereby…
Disco-dancing Parrot wondered if he could get away with using his master’s actual head as target practice.
…all of which meant that…
Disco-dancing Parrot was the first ever Disco-dancing Parrot to shoot his master in the head at close range with a Walther PPK.
…and the moral of the story is…
If you do own a Disco-dancing Parrot, keep it busy during the summer holidays.
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