Adventures of a Moustache

After its fall from grace, Adolf Hitler’s moustache retrained as a bouncer in an East German nightclub.

            But that didn’t work out. Being a nightclub bouncer is no career for diminutive face furniture.

            After the nightclub debacle, Adolf Hitler’s moustache spent seven years in a seminary preparing to take orders in the Roman Catholic Church.

            But that didn’t work out. His homilies were considered to be too extreme.

            After his departure from the priesthood, Fr. Hitler Moustache (he kept the title) worked part-time as a life-coach for the credulous wives of wealthy American businessmen.

            But that didn’t work out. The credulous wives of wealthy American businessmen are loathe to take advice from moustaches.

            As a last resort, Coach ‘Tache (the name had somehow stuck) auditioned for “Britain’s Got Talent”.

           

And won.