As of “at the soonest possible moment,” all schools will be permanently shut down. There are a number of reasons for this:
1. The insouciance of parents, when faced with the reality of the whole frustrating, pointless and expensive endeavour.
2. The insouciance of children, who would prefer to enjoy their childhood, rather than sit in a dullard French lesson with a teacher who is “made out of grey”.
3. The insouciance of teachers, who are simply counting down the days, the hours, the minutes… to retirement, yet still find it in their pathetic little calcified hearts to bash the happiness out of a child’s existence simply because their life has turned into “a waste of time”.
Anyway – insouciance; you may have had to look it up.
Blame a teacher.
Or a parent.
Or, better still, yourself.