A Priest Loses his Face

As I bounce across the street on my space-hopper, trying to high-five the Moon, I am reminded of the story of a Roman Catholic priest who was hit by a car. The only lasting damage was to his left knee, which he could no longer bend. He took this as a sign from God to repudiate his Catholicism and become a Methodist because Methodists don’t have to kneel down during Church services.