“All the Democrats needed to do was
find a warm human body to beat Trump. Maybe not even that; a wardrobe or
perhaps a ham sandwich could have won the race. It’s as though they’ve scoured
the country in order to find the only person who might be able to lose this
election.”
- Guardian Comment is Free contributor
The
President need be no more
Than
Cupboard Space or Parquet Floor,
Or Garden
Gate or Sparkly Wig,
Or
Tutu-Wearing Dancing Pig.
The
President this year could be
A Biscuit
Dunked in Builder’s Tea,
A Doorstep
Sandwich Filled with Ham,
A Wardrobe
or the Hoover Dam.
They’ve had
a Bush, they’ve had a Carter,
They could
have picked a Burning Martyr,
A Smoking
Gun, or Frying Pan,
To beat the Odd-haired
Orange Man.
Instead they
chose a Coughing Fit,
A Can of
Worms, a Lying Twit,
To do their
bidding on the stump –
And in so
doing, gave us Trump.
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