Overture
Corn on the Carpet
Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong Soup
Roof Tiles on Toast
Act I
Cigarette Tikka Masala
Slap on the Face en Croûte
Off-road Moussaka
Act II
Badger Meringue Pie
Rocking Horse Ice-Cream (fleeing Nazi Germany)
Television Crumble served with Rat-a-tat-tat Custard
Epilogue
Coffee-coloured Wallpaper
A selection of Garage Cheese served with Plate-glass Biscuits
Badger Meringue Pie sounds inexplicably like it should be quite rude.
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