Jo got a zero-hours contract at the MoD, checking for spelling errors on the landmines installation safety instructions leaflet.
Trevor got a job sharpening crayons for the General Secretary of the NUT.
Cassandra got a job calming distressed horses by whispering threats to them in an embarrassingly racist Chinese accent.
Diana got an Arts Council funded job graffiti-ing impossible daydreams on the walls of the visitors' loos in Buckingham Palace.
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