Whilst
tap-dancing across the insecurities inside his Porsche 911, Sebastian ‘Jockstrap’ Flyte-Kalashnikov (somebody has to have
that name) disembowels a mass-produced handmade plastic figurine of the minor
French celebrity/deity, M. Dupont.
“Je mange le petit déjeuner,”
says M. Dupont, as S. ‘J’ Flyte-Kalashnikov brings the hammer down with a
velocity which would confound his anger management therapist.
The air is punctuated with “Du-delas-des”,
the final words of the plastic figurine of M. Dupont, whose first name is
Hilary (don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it).
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