Exams!

  

Exams! Exams! Exams! Beware exams!*

Denounced by every single school-aged child.

We send them to their slaughter, just like lambs,

To sit exams! Exams! Exams! Exams!

The night before, each desperate hopeful crams;

They look so haunted, like they’ve never smiled.

Exams! Exams! Exams! Beware exams!

Denounced by every single school-aged child.

*Like that line: “Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth! Beware MacDuff!” only with Exams!