Friday 30 September 2011

Par Cark


Multi-Storey Car Park sings a medley of 1980s New Romantic hits. No-one dances to Multi-Storey Car Park. Multi-Storey Car Park becomes self-aware and realizes that no-one wants to dance to a medley of 1980s New Romantic hits.
            Self-Aware Multi-Storey Car Park travels through time on the back of a first class Island of the Sun. Self-Aware Multi-Storey Car Parks lands in 1987 and sings a melody of Britpop hits from the 1990s. No-one dances to Self-Aware Multi-Storey Car Park. Self-aware Multi-Storey Car Park realizes that no-one wants to dance to tunes which have not yet been written.
            Temporally-Displaced Self-Aware Multi-Storey Car Park realizes that sooner or later its name is going to become too unwieldy and it will have to stop experiencing life-changing events or suffer the consequences.
            Temporally-Displaced Self-Aware Multi-Storey Car Park Who Has Realized That Sooner Or Later Its Name Is Going To Become Too Unwieldy And It Will Have To Stop Experiencing Life-Changing Events Or Suffer The Consequences... realizes, just a little too late, that sooner or later its name is going to become too unwieldy and it will have to stop experiencing life-changing events or suffer the consequences.

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