Wednesday 24 August 2011

Blog 101


1.       Pandas (obviously).
2.      Teaspoons.
3.      Plans.
4.      Mozart.
5.      Lethal kitchen knives from Asda.
6.      42 candles on a cake.
7.      Karol Rimsky-Korsakov Rachmaninov Tchaikovsky.
8.      The Book Which Will Provide You with Wisdom.
9.      Politicians.
10.   Shoes.
11.    Pet Nazis.
12.   Mittens knitted from the wool of the lost sheep.
13.   Audrey Basket.
14.   Paths.
15.   Nominal Determinism.
16.   Rattlesnake Scarves.
17.   Gravitas.
18.   Punctuation Telepathy.
19.   The Cold War Comeback Tour.
20.  Jumper Cakes.
21.   Dinosaur Tables.
22.  E minor.
23.  Nasties.
24.  Nasty Jefferson Face.
25.  Xonxy-xanxies.
26.  A Particulated Grabbled Hooks’natchh.
27.  The sound of a whale being taught French by a Polynesian hat manufacturer.
28. All Work and No Play.
29. Quite a Large Mountain.
30. The Man Who Heard Voices for a Living.
31.  Get Lost Peter.
32. Tarquin.
33. The Elephant in the Room.
34. Dogerils.
35.  The Klingondom of Gob.
36. An Impatient Fireplace.
37.  Porcelain Hands.
38.  Sharkie-Naughties.
39.  Metastasis.
40. Dysfunctional Venetian Blinds.
41.   Cups of Tea.
42.  No. 42.

2 comments:

  1. At last you are making sense Fergus!

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  2. If I wrote that it would be complete nonsensicality, from you it is profoundly...........profound.

    PS the verification word that just came up was 'mings'. It's my new favourite word.
    PPS the next one was 'nonoc' which is almost better.
    PPPS A dictionary of the meanings of verification words appeals......

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