WWJD?

Dylan Kleptomania lived his life according to this precept: What Would Judas Do?

            He had joined a number of failed revolutionary groups, acquired a permanent wave for his hair and spent his waking hours in sandals and a sort of long robe which he had bought once during a holiday to South Shields.

            Dylan Kleptomania had a habit of betraying his friends. At one time, he had applied for the post of “Police Informer”. He had plenty of practical experience but had failed the GNVQ on ‘Betrayal’ as he had written all of his answers in Aramaic.

            Left to his own devices, Dylan Kleptomania used to sit and wonder about the coming of the Messiah.