As part of the Ruination’s drive towards universal
austerity, Lord Wandering Hands of Libdemshire, the Under-a-Secretary of State
from the Department of Unnerving Stares and Grotesquely Oleaginous Skin,
announced further cuts in the number of vowels.
“We can’t simply
expect the makers of Scrabble to print endless vowels to prop up our ailing
language. The economy would be in a far healthier state if people used more
high-scoring letters, like ‘J’, ‘K’, ‘Q’ and ‘Z’.”
Mortadella Cheeseboard,
who, as a cross-dressing zoophiliac male-bra designer, is still the least
eccentric World Scrabble Champion of all time, was unavailable for comment.
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