Tuesday, 5 February 2013

A Nice Day Out

Whilst tap-dancing across the insecurities inside his Porsche 911, Sebastian ‘Jockstrap’ Flyte-Kalashnikov (somebody has to have that name) disembowels a mass-produced handmade plastic figurine of the minor French celebrity/deity, M. Dupont.
   “Je mange le petit déjeuner,” says M. Dupont, as S. ‘J’ Flyte-Kalashnikov brings the hammer down with a velocity which would confound his anger management therapist.
   The air is punctuated with “Du-delas-des”, the final words of the plastic figurine of M. Dupont, whose first name is Hilary (don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it).

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