The Boy with a Plan

The Boy with a Plan had his moment of epiphany in the changing rooms at school when he had read the following motivational poster:

            “Those who fail to plan, plan to fail!”

            It was the exclamation mark which did it.

            The Boy with a Plan had never had a Plan and now realized that he needed a Plan.

            The Boy with a Plan decided on a Plan.

            The Plan was simple.

            The Plan was…

            …to fail.

            Any success in his Plan would have been a failure and any failure in his Plan would have been a success.