Peculiar to witless dullards:
the claim that they are “really mad!!!!”
or “wild!!!” or, worst of all, they’re “zany!!!!!!!!!”
And yet they always dress quite plainly,
their hair is rarely ever green,
their words are crass and quite mundane.
If anything, they’re far too sane.
Eccentric? Emphatically not.
As unconventional as toast.
It’s surely rather dim to boast
that you are something when you’re not.
Witless dullards: please take note.