1. I consider emailing all of my friends with I’ve won the Lottery! written in the ‘subject’ space, while the message in the body of the email would read <aside: I haven’t won the Lottery>. I decide not to.
2. There is no weather out in space.
3. Sentimentality: the false homage which indifference pays to genuine feeling, which is why you won’t find me sentimentally waxing lyrical about how wise and insightful children are. If 21 years of teaching has taught me anything… no, wait, it hasn’t.