Children – they’re so wise. And insightful. Don’t believe me? Here are two genuine examples from school today (no, they are, reallyreallyreally):
Child One: I saw Santa yesterday.
Me: Really? In June?
Child One: Yes. He was in Stourport. He’s lost a lot of weight.
Child Two: It was probably just a drunk teenager.
Teacher: So, why is Frank Lampard your ‘Inspirational Person’?
Boy: Because my Dad bought a Ferrari from him.
Children – proving day-after-day that
you can’t make a silk purse out of Burberry fabric.