Thursday, 20 June 2013

The Wisdom and Insight of Children

Children – they’re so wise. And insightful. Don’t believe me? Here are two genuine examples from school today (no, they are, reallyreallyreally):

Example One

            Child One:     I saw Santa yesterday.

            Me:                 Really? In June?

            Child One:     Yes. He was in Stourport. He’s lost a lot of weight.     

            Child Two:    It was probably just a drunk teenager.

Example Two

Teacher:        So, why is Frank Lampard your ‘Inspirational Person’?

Boy:               Because my Dad bought a Ferrari from him.

Children – proving day-after-day that
you can’t make a silk purse out of Burberry fabric.

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