Wednesday, 5 June 2013

The First Rule

For CB

The first rule of “Stay Silent Club” is that no-one talks about “Stay Silent Club”.

The first rule of “Procrastinate Club” is that no-one gets round to talking about “Procrastinate Club”.

The first rule of “Indifferent Club” is that no-one can be bothered to talk about “Indifferent Club”.

The first rule of “You’ve Been Sent to Coventry Club” is that no-one talks to you about “You’ve Been Sent to Coventry Club”.

The first rule of “Dyslexia Club” is that nowon tlkas aboat “Dislocation Cub”.

The first rule of “Tight Club” is..ish...tha’ no...hic... thing, what? Hash anyone gotta light? What was I sayin’? Fight Club? Wassat? 

The first rule of "Loquacious Club" is that everyone talks far too much about "Loquacious Club".

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