Thursday, 16 May 2013

The Last Birthday Cake

The Last Birthday Cake sat in silence on the kitchen table, as birthday cakes are wont to do.
   In the midnight dark of birthday eve expectations, The Last Birthday Cake waited, motionless and silent, like his friend, Ninja Birthday Cake (dec’d), except with less martial arts training and fewer lethal instincts.
   The Last Birthday Cake: like the Last Mohican, only with more candles and a hairstyle which conformed.

To be discontinued…

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