A hand grenade salad arrives at his table for one. It is not
what he ordered. He is worried that the hand grenade salad might give him
indigestion, or a bad case of exploding internal organs, but he gives it a go
anyway.
Hand grenades are
smaller than you might think, especially this one, which is a Fabergé hand grenade, but getting them down the oesophagus is still problematical; however, it presents no
difficulty to a man who used to swallow boulders in the circus.
Passing a Fabergé hand grenade stool is uncomfortable, and the process activates
its exploding mechanism. This is not fatal for the man, though, as he has a
bomb-proof arse.
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