Tuesday, 25 October 2011

The Smash Hits In-Depth Interview, June 1983

Today, I’ve been down to Beggars’ Banquet HQ to interview the lead singer and microphone swinger with the fab new New Romantic band, “The Beautiful Spoons”. Jesus (like Madonna, Sting and Fish – no surname!), was buzzin’ after their first single, “Jewish Holiday, Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!” made it all the way to number 2, where it stayed for seven weeks, kept off the top by the Bryan Adams double-A side weepathon, “Canadian Dork/Save the Badgers (or is it Pandas… no, surely chickens?”).

SH: So, Jesus – the question everyone’s dying to her the answer to: what’s your favourite colour?

J: Orange?

SH: Wow! You certainly know your own mind! Finally, do you have any advice for our readers?

J: Don’t try and fold a piece of paper seven times; it can’t be done. I’ve tried.

Wow! This is one band that’s sure to go to the top!

The Beautiful Spoons’ debut album, “We Are All Spoons”, will be released next Monday.

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