Today, I’ve been down to Beggars’ Banquet HQ to interview the lead singer and microphone swinger with the fab new New Romantic band, “The Beautiful Spoons”. Jesus (like Madonna, Sting and Fish – no surname!), was buzzin’ after their first single, “Jewish Holiday, Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!” made it all the way to number 2, where it stayed for seven weeks, kept off the top by the Bryan Adams double-A side weepathon, “Canadian Dork/Save the Badgers (or is it Pandas… no, surely chickens?”).
SH: So, Jesus – the question everyone’s dying to her the answer to: what’s your favourite colour?
SH: Wow! You certainly know your own mind! Finally, do you have any advice for our readers?
J: Don’t try and fold a piece of paper seven times; it can’t be done. I’ve tried.
Wow! This is one band that’s sure to go to the top!
The Beautiful Spoons’ debut album, “We Are All Spoons”, will be released next Monday.