I spy, with my little eye, something beginning wi…
No, no, let me guess! Is it Nothing?!
Er, no. It’s not Nothing. And I was going to let you guess anyway; the entire concept of “I Spy” is predicated on you guessing.
Oh. Is it Nautilus Beanfeast?
Yes! I mean no, it’s not Nautilus Beanfeast.
Is it… Nevertheless?
Might be. Actually, der, no. What a stupid question.
Is it Nine?
Just the number Nine.
Sorry. Bad joke. Have another guess.
Nessus, the centaur killed by Hercules?
Um… Noble Gas?
This isn’t going very well, is it? Last guess.
Yes. I’m getting bored; and besides, I need to go out and get a haircut.
Right. Word beginning with ‘N’. Do I get a clue?
Yes. It begins with the letter ‘n’ and you have to be able to see it.
I have to be able to see it? Why didn’t you say? Oh, look – I can see it. It’s Nicaragua, isn’t it?!
Nicaragua? You can’t see Nicaragua.
Not from here you can’t.
Oh. I get it now. Is it… Nigeria? Is it? Tell me. Hang on. Where's he gone? Sorry - back in a minute...