Music for Cakes

A common problem for housewives in these straightened times is this: what is the best music for cakes?

            Most cakes – and it is just a generalisation – prefer something upbeat, like Disco or Mahler (but not gangsta rap), although there are some who prefer Schonberg and von Webern’s 12-note atonal stuff.

            However, if you really want my advice – and that is, after all, why you are here (not existentially why you are here but specifically why you are reading this) – I would say that “Gimme All Your Lovin’” by ZZ Top would be near the top of most cake’s lists.

So, there you have it it: ZZ Top – music for cakes.

(NB Jumper cakes prefer Val Doonican.)

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