A new report from The Self-Centre for Gushing Insincerity has suggested that actually, people really value the ideas of humility, forgiveness, and reconciliation more than a new PlayStation.
"People are wrong to suggest that society today is characterized by rampant vanity, rapacious greed, and self-righteous fury (due to the fact that everyone else is always wrong about everything)," said a spokesdwarf.
To show their support, a crowd of mourners set about the immolation of a passing iconoclast for not being humble, forgiving, or conciliatory enough.
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