Sunday, 15 December 2013

Christmas List

Dear Father Christmas,

In keeping with An Age of Austerity (and Because I Am Lazy) this is a shorter list than usual, but nevertheless, please could you include the following in my stocking:

glamorous atheists calendar (2008); 
a new conspiracy theory; 
DIY arsonist kit; 
an apocalypse; 
a certain sense of smug self-satisfaction; 
John Lennon.

If it’s not too much to ask.



ps You do not exist and neither do I.

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