Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Starting at the End

On the 12th Day of Christmas my stalker gave to me:

12 pictures of me on holiday in Wales,
11 items from my dustbin,
10 nuisance phone calls,
9 copies of “Love Actually”,
8 drowned kittens (“had a bad day today”),
7 unidentifiable objects (burnt),
6 ml “of my blood”
copies of Thomas à Kempis’s “The Imitation of Christ” with key passages 
  “which remind me of you” highlighted in green,
4 flat tyres,
3 veiled death threats,
2 tickets to see Gary Barlow,
And a disturbing sense of my own vulnerability.

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