Monday, 2 September 2013

Morticia von Hapsburg-Carrot-Cake’s Conversational Facts

Why not try one of these the next time that you are stuck for something to talk about?  

The first draft of “The Communist Manifesto” was an elaborate Knock, knock joke.

Optimism is a form of mental illness.

Paul McCartney forgot to write the lyrics for the chorus of “Hey Jude” and has been too embarrassed to mention it ever since.

The Barclays Premiership Manager of the Month is won by whichever manager can piss the highest.

The Hammerhead Shark is a type of bee.

The last note which Mozart ever wrote was a reminder to his wife not to forget to buy some pop tarts.

Up until 1972, the word ‘villain’ appeared in Swiss marriage vows.

Sofas are more comfortable than settees.

“Hey Jude” was banned in Germany in 1936.


  1. All true of course. Hello, good evening and arghhhhhhh

    1. I'm still laughing at the second sentence. Funniest thing I've read in ages.