The judges
all gathered round the latest fine offering
of thoroughbred equine defecation. Big. Brown. Lumpy. “Ladies and
Gentlemen,” they announced. “We have our winner!”
Wild,
ecstatic cries rose from the crowd as the Horse Shit of the Year Show reached
its thrilling conclusion: watching Heston Services Bloominghell transform the
winning entry into a three-course dinner for the Channel 4 documentary Heston’s Horse Shit Challenge with
invited guests from The Guardian newspaper as the lucky diners.
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