Avoid unnecessary repetition.
Stick to the metre. Be consistent
with
the line length.
Make sure that the mere is kept at
all times.
Avoid unnecessary repetition. If
rhyming, keep it simple (no one likes
to struggle with a Hudibrastic
mouthful)
and be effective. Steer clear of
invective
(you ma be angry, people like to
laugh, though).
Avoid Unnecessary repetition,
if that’s a thing. It is? Oh,
right. In which case,
avoid unnecessary repetition
(some people think you can’t say
that enough,
the fools). Please bear in mind
the audience.
Be kind to them, as some may well
be poets,
and may live lonely, loveless,
lachrymose lives.
Avoid all attempts at
alliteration.
The most important thing you
should remember
is never end this poem with
‘avoid unnecessary repetition.’
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