The Exclamation Mark Completes the Effect

'I’ve always had a connection to water – I’m a Pisces!'

                                        [Keen young gel who had just rowed round the world 

                                             (or something) with her chums, when asked 'Why?']

I’ve always had a connection to people’s internal organs – I’m a Cancer!

I’ve always had a connection to Bullshit – I’m a Taurus!

I’ve always had a connection to chastity – I’m a Virgo!

I’ve always had a connection to tropical fish – I’m an Aquarius!

I’ve always had a connection to 5/7 of a book-loan service – I’m a Libra!

I’ve always had a connection to tofu – I’m Sagittarian!

I’ve always had a connection to the Nazis – I’m Arian!