Tuesday, 23 December 2014

The Catalan Nativity

The Catalan Nativity
contains an extra character:
the figure of a crouching peasant
doing what peasants do when crouching.

And all I did was comment that
some poor Reception child in Spain
would get the part of ‘Shitting Peasant’
in this year’s school nativity.

And that the film ‘Love Actually’
would be improved beyond all measure
if a Catalan peasant came
on at the end and shat on the stage.

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