Every week, we ask a
famous bus-driver for his views on the latest shenanigans in the Premiership.
This week, Dave, famed for his handling of the Tunbridge Wells-Rusthall 107
shuttle service (which doesn’t exist).
fergusthepoet: So, Dave, with Citeh losing more points,
Arsenal playing like a boutique of poodles and the mighty Chelsea back to their
glorious best under Voldermortinho, surely it’s all over bar the phone-ins?
Dave: I’m more of a cricket man myself. That Ireland, eh?
Beating the Welsh. Marvellous. And without Pietersen. We used to get a lot of
stabbings on the 107, but not since all the undesirables left to become
bankers and MPs.
f: Thanks, Dave. As insightful as ever.
Next week: Ahmed, who
operates the Kabul-Islamabad suicide run.
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