The Entertainment has Arrived

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   third door on the left.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   riding on a donkey.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   on alternate seconds.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   in the Big Time.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   as we say.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   all covered in honey; wrapped up in a £5 note.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   if only for my sake.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   listen to the roar.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   with his girlfriend.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   tra-la-la-la-la.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   causing widespread famine and disease.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   either way, you lose.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   and to Hell with the consequences.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   has it indeed?

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   if you say so.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   for a little piece and quiet.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   three weeks past its sell-by date.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   back from his holidays, all in one piece.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   but nor for such as you or I, my flower.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   after last week’s shock resignation.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   in a variety of different flavours.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   before the final act has even started.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   although the middle bit confused me.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   was it really necessary?

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   The entertainment has arrived?

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   how come nobody told me?

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   borne by stretchers.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   in an email.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   armed with a water pistol.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   with heavy showers expected to follow.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   after this ad-break.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   by the light of the syrupy moon.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   get outta here while the clock’s still ticking.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   green was the colour of my true-love’s hair.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   gold-diggers of the world unite and take over.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   avoiding the long-term harmful effects.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   is the final decision.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   gets emotional, leaves the room.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   call for a specialist.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   the entertainment hasn’t arrived.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   hypomania? Don’t mind if I do.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   sealed in a big, black box labelled label.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   written in gobbledegook.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   two vouchers short of a pop-up toaster.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   reclining, drinking, and swearing in Russian.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   what makes you think you’re so special?

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   taking its secrets to the grave.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   strawberry jam for pudding.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   give a dog a bone.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   try and mask your disappointment.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   attack! attack! attack!

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   after the last disaster.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   as if we were in any doubt.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   have you ever thought of stopping?

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   with backing vocals by Sting.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   we are not amused.

The Entertainment has Arrived –

   and that was that was that.