Monday, 26 August 2013

The Entertainment has Arrived

The Entertainment has Arrived –
   third door on the left.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   riding on a donkey.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   on alternate seconds.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   in the Big Time.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   as we say.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   all covered in honey; wrapped up in a £5 note.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   if only for my sake.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   listen to the roar.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   with his girlfriend.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   tra-la-la-la-la.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   causing widespread famine and disease.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   either way, you lose.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   and to Hell with the consequences.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   has it indeed?
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   if you say so.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   for a little piece and quiet.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   three weeks past its sell-by date.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   back from his holidays, all in one piece.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   but nor for such as you or I, my flower.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   after last week’s shock resignation.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   in a variety of different flavours.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   before the final act has even started.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   although the middle bit confused me.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   was it really necessary?
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   The entertainment has arrived?
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   how come nobody told me?
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   borne by stretchers.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   in an email.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   armed with a water pistol.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   with heavy showers expected to follow.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   after this ad-break.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   by the light of the syrupy moon.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   get outta here while the clock’s still ticking.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   green was the colour of my true-love’s hair.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   gold-diggers of the world unite and take over.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   avoiding the long-term harmful effects.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   is the final decision.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   gets emotional, leaves the room.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   call for a specialist.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   the entertainment hasn’t arrived.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   hypomania? Don’t mind if I do.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   sealed in a big, black box labelled label.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   written in gobbledegook.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   two vouchers short of a pop-up toaster.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   reclining, drinking, and swearing in Russian.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   what makes you think you’re so special?
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   taking its secrets to the grave.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   strawberry jam for pudding.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   give a dog a bone.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   try and mask your disappointment.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   attack! attack! attack!
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   after the last disaster.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   as if we were in any doubt.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   have you ever thought of stopping?
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   with backing vocals by Sting.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   we are not amused.
The Entertainment has Arrived –
   and that was that was that. 

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