Oh, Hark! Oh, Hark! We hear The Rubbish Choir!
The words are indistinct. The singing? Dire.
Oh, Hush! And Shush! The Rubbish Choir is singing.
Discordance and disharmony they’re bringing.
Oh, Choir! Oh, Choir! So natural, sharp and flat,
As musical as next-door neighbour’s cat.
Some think they’re rather sweet, some think they’re cute,
But I just think they’re better when they’re mute.