Manifesto

A-yidder-yadder, blah, blah,

Bish, bash, bosh;

A-larmist nonsense hoo-ha,

To-tal tosh.

A-mozerama woof-woof,

One, two, three!

A-democratic dish-cloth,

Me! Me! Me!

A-tutti-frutti, mish-mash,

Tag! You’re it!

A-tittle-tattle, flim-flam,

Wheeee-fly-flit.

A politician’s wish-list:

Boom! We’re bust.

A-vote for all the mowers –

Must! Must! Must!

Vote Lawnmower on May 3^rd – You May As Well.