Look!

My left hand is a bicycle,

My right hand is a tree,

My legs are made of jellied-eels,

And half-baked milky tea.

My elbows both are chandeliers,

My knees are paper ‘planes,

My knuckles all are barking cats,

Pursued by angry Danes.

My hairstyle is a Filipino,

Talking to a clock;

Inside my perfect fingernails,

A shark consumes a sock.

The things you see so seldom are

The things you think you see;

I wonder what you think is there,

Each time you look at me.

Envoi:

And all the time the President

Of U.S.A.B.C.,

Said, “Life is just a t.v. show,

And Death will set you free.”