One for a teaspoon (property of Johnny Marr).
Two also for a teaspoon (also property of Johnny Marr; same as the first).
Three for a Chihuahua, like a hippy rat.
Four for existential angst, wot we all have.
Five is for fireplaces (unlit, due to elfin safety).
Six is for a poster of Che Guevara (boo, hiss, grow up, ecksettera).
Seven for a chocolate chip cookie (burned).
Eight for a garden fence, owned by Kenneth Chinook-Helicopter.
Nine for Rameses II, one-time Pharaoh of Egypt.
Fergusthepoet cannot count to ten, which am just as well. Hmmmm.