Magpies

One for a teaspoon (property of Johnny Marr).

Two also for a teaspoon (also property of Johnny Marr; same as the first).

Three for a Chihuahua, like a hippy rat.

Four for existential angst, wot we all have.

Five is for fireplaces (unlit, due to elfin safety).

Six is for a poster of Che Guevara (boo, hiss, grow up, ecksettera).

Seven for a chocolate chip cookie (burned).

Eight for a garden fence, owned by Kenneth Chinook-Helicopter.

Nine for Rameses II, one-time Pharaoh of Egypt.

Fergusthepoet cannot count to ten, which am just as well. Hmmmm.